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Winter Wonder
Every season Has its Favourites Fashion or not .
This summer it was 10 mm Hoops on Steroids .
can we be without them ? Not so I believe !
Unfortunately The Jews kept on Jewing in Gaza then Lebanon
and pukey putin kept pukeing on Ukrainia .
Buying is like fashion Too keep on or not ,
I have always been happy to keep stock , always kept on restocking
… even as items went out of (Fashion ) .Always ready for You !
I still have them ! if you want to get back in out of (Fashion,)
Please you stop first .
As with the Raj hoops in Delhi , I have restocked !
Here are New normal prices
ALL OTHER HOOP PRICES ARE SAME SAME
Wintering is going on until 01_01_ 2025
Summering starts09_04_…._ -28_05_2025
and Again in August short time .
Thankyou Very Much

The post office is using Artificial Insemination
to Deliver Our Mail !
They are No longer Determined to Deliver all Mail !
Please address all mail .
To I Me Myself only
Keith Bradbeer
41 ST ISAN ROAD.
HEATH.
CARDIFF.
CF14 4LW
Since privatization we’ve been paying more for less
The charles the turd stamp guarantees nothing !
Post Man Pat is busy Creaming !
never mind Mr Bates and the post office
Seaman staines is helping out
A Very British . Unlike Santander
the post office does not collect from Street Dogs
Please be Clean and Clear
New Government
New King !
Santander is using Artificial Insemination
to run Our accounts !
.. not at all is cream de le matador
it is sqeezed from Street Dogs and Donkeys .
.

The account is still Frozen , Blocked , Locked , Fucked at my end !
If you don’t know or care how we suffer
How can my complaint improve your Customer Sevice ?
You can not run an international Bank from the Bowels
of a Blood SportsMan .

a Confliction of contradictions
the ever enchanting Wilma
the only one brave enough to give her name !
Before she said I no need form !
call the call centre !
what about that sana whore hanging up on me !
they want me to call them !
again !
thats all Ive done for 3 months now !

this letter was most likely written on a computer
… why cant we just do this by email

Auntie (pronounced Anti )
Semitism
Runs a clip joint in Jerusalem , clipping foreskins .The Jews walk in the front , Muslims back side ,
all the clippings go in the same Bin ,
In the evening she fries them in Pig fat , sells them to Christians ,
Best bacon butties in Palestine from The River to the sea .
She doesnt clip Girls , Why would You ? ) , the african woman down the road does .
Auntie will clip any Dick Tom or Harry , she hardly looks them in the face – Stupid men .

Some say she escaped from a Russian Brothel , walked with Jesus on the water ,
threw stones with david , fasted with Allah .
Some say She ran the Brothel .

She was raped by the Devil , and birthed Solomon the first Jew
The devil raped her again
Her children incested and the bastards took the holy land

and did a runner when solomon raped his mother and the temple destroyed .
During the Intifada Solomon Buggered little Arab Boys as the
jewish defence force (jdf) killed them (Necrofilic Paediofilism) .

She birthed a Girl Child , not fathered by the Devil ,
a Girl called Ganja , but thats another story ..
Auntie (pronounced Anti )
Semitism

24
August
Oh No SanFuckingTander
Schools Out !
As sure as Sunrise Summer holidays are going on
Summer or not ! .
Oh no , Its happened again SanFtander have “Blocked” my Account
( only a Spanish banker would Know the difference between
a “Frozen” and a “Blocked” account ! )
As with the frozen account I can No longer pay or accept Payment .

I am so Sorry about that .

I have decided to retire Gracefully from Spanish Banking ,
I accept that I myself am to Blame .
Last year I scheduled a late arrival early departure
for/after my Nephews Wedding ,
Which indirectly led to the December SanFtander frozen ridicule.
I was to return in May, get the Van to collect the Glastonbury Mail
And find out what Happened !.
Instead I went straight to My Mothers Death .
Many problems with the Van later
I did last week , 8 month late go to the Post Box .
.
Only to find a New Post Mistress
unaware of my who I am Story ,
Had already returned All mail .
Santander then “Blocked” my account .

I accept that I myself am to Blame
But have to mention that the sorting office in Glastonbury
despite Raising the Rent Annually
Provides less Service Now (ie 8 am to 10 am only )
than they did during Covid Restrictions !
Such is Welcome Modern British Life !

8 months Later I am back to introducing
Revolut as my only Payment option .
I am so Sorry about that .
I am also going to let the Po Box go .
All eras End .

Ps Its impossible to communicate with SanFtander
once an account is Blocked Frozen .
Mr Adi informed my account was for imminent closure
And I had to Identify myself in Branch .
So I did so , HungOver that Saturday 03/08
Mr Joel at Bracknell was as Helpfull as possible
but his hands were tied behind his back
limited by the Impossible translation
of the SanFtander back end
ie Spanish Asshole .

2 alerts !

On Saturday I asked Mr Joel and the Teams meeting person
to write / phone me .ASAP .. I have bills to pay
People want to pay me
Im running a business not a Spanish Pantomine .

Weds 07 08 24
.. Nothing yet !
Endured the switch Board

Spoke to Sana ..
.. Security .. passed she asked me to hold
after 15 minutes she dropped the call … no commission I guess !
or the Babies needed changing ? , her partner was horny ?
..no explanation !

Im running a business not a spanish Siesta cum Pantomine .

Tried again ..spoke to Alpa .
Registered a complaint
Sympathetic
she Emailed the “ Blocks “ team and asked them to respond .

No notes no history on their screen

same as go to gate they all have nick names no identity
same number
Cannot close because blocked

I understand Spanish people not so good at English ,
in between Siesta”s , they run an international bank !
they should wake up to emails ! phone , calls even texts !
28 08 Sophie
… more messages
complaint noted
called me back on the bus
0190 823 7963
voice .. password

Another Year Another Era Over !

Sadly My Wonderful Mother just Died .
PaperWork is going on , and the cat feeds on .
It seems that I am changing to who I am right now
I no longer carry the big Bags
Backpack service is over !.
Carry bag service is running Please .
I am Always happy to See You , but not just yet .
Parcel service starts tomorrow .
Thankyou So Very Much .

I Reordered 22 designs Only 6 have Priced up Because not re-ordered for some Time .
Old Favourites like Bat – Ball , Regulars , Already Run at New Normal Prices .

My Registered phone
is in the taxi that took me to the bus station .
I hope to get it back soon , until then my phone no is
0——-

I have NOT been DeBanked by SanFtander
With Perpetual British Confusion the SanFtanda Account runs on
I Still have to wait for the Glasto letters to finalize any certainty .
If in doubt Ask Or REVOLUT

The Quagmire of Win11 has wasted my time and delayed all .
How many extra clicks to do the same thing…I stopped counting
the Frustration is Tedious along with the updates that keep crashing .

PS : Contemplate my past Indian Nose Pin history !
Only Testing For Silver And Gold Content got done ,
I felt obliged to Withdraw the Silver Guarantee for All Curly Indian NosePins !
Now was the time to find out what the other 66% was and if any was Nickel ?
The embarrassingly amazing result is that
The majority of the posts Never Ever were Silver !
But Amazinglaly Thankfully all but were Nickel free ! ..
another Surprise an Average Count of 40 % gave a 925 Silver Head ! ..

artisanflora.com/QUALITY/ HISTORY OF NOSEPINS IN INDIA
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New Stock … New Prices

^{SanFuckingtander}

The first I knew about being Frozen
Was Payment declined to Restart my phone plan .
Then Atm cannot , So I called SanFtanda ,
I haven’t got Time and You Already know about the call centre !
I had not replied to Letters sent to my Po box ,
so my account was Frozen !
Until I registered at Company House .. ie Forever !
Frozen except they kept taking their 7.50 fee !

I could not Close it in Branch because they have all been closed .
I could Close it over the phone , I met Criteria
CANNOT , because account is … Frozen .
I sent a hand written postal Closure application form
I explained my Village don’t do photoCopy anymore
, but I could send a snap of my passport by email .
CANNOT SanFtanda don’t do emails anymore either .

This Dysfunctional Stagnation of The British service economy
To The Point it is of no Service at all . With All The Muckers Unaccountably
“Working” From Home (Bibi Stockhome) , is Pandemic !
These little people in “office” make me busy for nothing
This is the productivity problem of broken Britain .
never mind the demise of Professional expertise .

And then in January Hays called , and even though we recognized each other
she insisted on wasting more of my time going through the security check
even though she knew it was I ..She then stated that the account was unfrozen
and I could do what I like with it . Only CANNOT , not in Thailand
it is now closed for security reasons , call the call centre F.O. !
Security check is a neccesary pain I guess .
Poxy as ever .
My Web site was Frozen off line because SanFtanda refused payment
I paid with another card , unfortunately the Ionos Back end is an asshole .
I know it was Over christmas but the Jews were out killing everyday
and Jc was a Jew .
I reported to the FOS But got Censored By FOS for Antisemitistesticalization .
I Am Unaware of any antisemitistical content
Merely A Simple contribution in The Absence of Any Plan At All For Gaza ,
Yes as Illegal Immigrant I worked for Jews , and yes they were Shit .

So at the risk of Perpetual British Confusion the SanFtanda Account runs on
I Still have to wait for the Glasto letters to finalize any certainty .
If in doubt Ask Or REVOLUT
Still on Fatal Reluctance Are We All to believe that this is it !.
I cannot .
Having failed to find an email for SanFtanda
I Joined I HATE SANTANDER FaceBook group
They got a lot of Hatred and it aint antisemitititicallalaism !

These cherry picking spanish fleas bought my account
only because they wanted to profit from the criminal uk mortgage scam .
Government does not like people profiting from its prohibitions
So they make more laws to stop an unbeatable mafia.
Spanish fleas use these laws to debank risk accounts like me
that is why I had to tell them to fuck off
The only thing I Regret is that in this World Today
it pays to be an Asshole .

Also they not so good at arithmetic
serious flaws do exist within SanFtanda .

I have NOT been DeBanked by SanTander

Computer wise a Lost Year is passing

The Quagmire of Win11 that was meant to solve all my problems
created new problems that I did not even know existed .
Win11 gets tired , confused – crashes , it is weak and fragile .
I bought Win11 for security in a Scammy WWW world that is not
weak and fragile .
Then iT asks me what I want to do ! , I swear at my com
but I don’t speak to iT !!
How many extra clicks to do the same thing…I stopped counting
the Frustration is Tedious along with the updates that keep crashing .

They released it before they were ready without a plan
and left me to self pick up the pieces !
I really don’t know why millionaires fuck up
.. must be the cocaine .
Boeing jets fall as Palestinians Die !
A mish mash of legacy and liability ,
like creepy “no more forever wars “ Joe
and the jews forever in Gaza
, after all the trouble in Afghanistan .
All this Automatic Intelligence !
, there is nothing artificial about its Mucking.
I cant believe this is my life .
My stagnation is over , I surrender , I concede Win11 is —- ! .
Cunning options of choice is gift of changing times

Exceptional Exceptions also Occurred on the web site
Gadjet WiFi Wise !
Also just got my cataracts done in Delhi
and Banned from Computering .
Again no Colourfull Flyer will be done this year .
The Catalogue will be updated as soon as all is in
And the Colourfull Flyer done ever after .

Oh and my Registered phone
is in the taxi that took me to the bus station .
I hope to get it back soon , until then my phone no is
0-9-8 0- 4- 4-
…Unless …

The Quagmire of Win11 that was meant to solve all my problems
created new problems that I did not even know existed .
Win11 gets tired , confused – crashes , it is weak and fragile .
I bought Win11 for security in a Scammy WWW world that is not
weak and fragile .
Then iT asks me what I want to do ! , swear at my com
but I don’t speak to iT !!
How many extra clicks to do the same thing…I stopped counting
the Frustration is Tedious along with the updates that keep crashing .

They released it before they were ready without a plan
and left me to self pick up the pieces !
I really don’t know why millionaires fuck up
.. must be the cocaine .
Boeing jets fall as Palestinians Die !
A mish mash of legacy and liability ,
like creepy “no more forever wars “ Joe
and the jews forever in over Gaza
, after all the trouble in Afghanistan .
All this Automatic Intelligence !
, there is nothing artificial about its Mucking.
I cant believe this is my life .
My stagnation is over , I surrender , I concede Win11 is —- ! .
Cunning options of choice is gift of changing times

Exceptional Exceptions also Occurred on the web site
Gadjet WiFi Wise !
Also just got my cataracts done in Delhi
and Banned from Computering .
Again no Colourfull Flyer will be done this year .
The Catalogue will be updated as soon as all is in
And the Colourfull Flyer done ever after .

Oh and my Registered phone
is in the taxi that took me to the bus station .
I hope to get it back soon , until then my phone no is
07938 ——–
…Unless …

JOY of INDIA

Contemplate my past Indian Nose Pin history
Only Testing For Silver And Gold Content got done ,
I felt obliged to Withdraw the Silver Guarantee for All Curly Indian NosePins !
Now was the time to find out what the other 66% was and if any was Nickel ?
The embarrassingly amazing result is that
The majority of the posts Never Ever were Silver !
But Amazinglaly Thankfully all but were Nickel free ! ..
another Surprise an Average Count of 40 % gave a 925 Silver Head ! ..
artisanflora.com/QUALITY/ HISTORY OF NOSEPINS IN INDIA

Happy to serve you throughout the festive Season
December 14 to January 08 ..
Summering will resume aboutish May 10 .