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Fart of The Matador

24
August
Oh No SanFuckingTander
Schools Out !
As sure as Sunrise Summer holidays are going on
Summer or not ! .
Oh no , Its happened again SanFtander have “Blocked” my Account
( only a Spanish banker would Know the difference between
a “Frozen” and a “Blocked” account ! )
As with the frozen account I can No longer pay or accept Payment .

I am so Sorry about that .

I have decided to retire Gracefully from Spanish Banking ,
I accept that I myself am to Blame .
Last year I scheduled a late arrival early departure
for/after my Nephews Wedding ,
Which indirectly led to the December SanFtander frozen ridicule.
I was to return in May, get the Van to collect the Glastonbury Mail
And find out what Happened !.
Instead I went straight to My Mothers Death .
Many problems with the Van later
I did last week , 8 month late go to the Post Box .
.
Only to find a New Post Mistress
unaware of my who I am Story ,
Had already returned All mail .
Santander then “Blocked” my account .

I accept that I myself am to Blame
But have to mention that the sorting office in Glastonbury
despite Raising the Rent Annually
Provides less Service Now (ie 8 am to 10 am only )
than they did during Covid Restrictions !
Such is Welcome Modern British Life !

8 months Later I am back to introducing
Revolut as my only Payment option .
I am so Sorry about that .
I am also going to let the Po Box go .
All eras End .

Ps Its impossible to communicate with SanFtander
once an account is Blocked Frozen .
Mr Adi informed my account was for imminent closure
And I had to Identify myself in Branch .
So I did so , HungOver that Saturday 03/08
Mr Joel at Bracknell was as Helpfull as possible
but his hands were tied behind his back
limited by the Impossible translation
of the SanFtander back end
ie Spanish Asshole .

2 alerts !

On Saturday I asked Mr Joel and the Teams meeting person
to write / phone me .ASAP .. I have bills to pay
People want to pay me
Im running a business not a Spanish Pantomine .

Weds 07 08 24
.. Nothing yet !
Endured the switch Board

Spoke to Sana ..
.. Security .. passed she asked me to hold
after 15 minutes she dropped the call … no commission I guess !
or the Babies needed changing ? , her partner was horny ?
..no explanation !

Im running a business not a spanish Siesta cum Pantomine .

Tried again ..spoke to Alpa .
Registered a complaint
Sympathetic
she Emailed the “ Blocks “ team and asked them to respond .

No notes no history on their screen

same as go to gate they all have nick names no identity
same number
Cannot close because blocked

I understand Spanish people not so good at English ,
in between Siesta”s , they run an international bank !
they should wake up to emails ! phone , calls even texts !
28 08 Sophie
… more messages
complaint noted
called me back on the bus
0190 823 7963
voice .. password

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